Tuesday, December 6, 2011

emails

On Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 5:09 PM, Christian wrote:
Whassup lemon pie? Can you tell me if you still have a 3-hole motor mount for the wee Slipso motor?

Did you do any work on your Nooner yet?

On Tues, Dec 6, 2011 at 9:37 AM, Christian wrote:
Earth calling Dayne... come in Dayne...


On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:01 AM, Dayne W wrote:
daynes not here right now! you are speaking with ZORTOGG! RULER OF PLANET ZORTONIA!! I have traveled throughout your sad little planet and replaced all 3 hole mounts with 4 hole! MUAH HA HA HA! You will have to re-drill your firewall to accept a 4 hole mount!!! I AM SO EVIL!! MUAH HA HA HA!!!!

On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:30 AM, Christian wrote:
Nooooooooooo! Not Zortogg! He's even more evil than the previous emperor Poisonfrogg, and his evil twins Eggnogg and Ridemyhogg!! To say nothing of their old grampa Missingcogg. Damn, re-drilling 4 holes is eeeeeeeeeeeevil!

On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:37 AM, Christian wrote:
But then, it would be unfair to not give credit to the evil cousins Smellslikeadogg and Rottinglogg too. Especially since their uncle Lostinthefogg was always trying to steal the limelight.

On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:46 AM, Dayne wrote:
gerrrgleessmuggglleepufffff-BANG!......

Im back, I battled to the end with sword and laser and got him in his weakest point, under his super armor. Theres always a weak point to an evil villain, funny how that is. anyway I couldnt stop him in time so youre going to have to live with the evil that is 4 holes.


On Tues, Dec 6, 2011 at 12:07 PM, Christian wrote:
Yes, 4 holes is eeeevil but then maybe not half as evil as Medusavagg, the 8-holed witch-slut living on the dark side of planet Zortonia. She inspired a TV series on planet earth in the 1970s called Eight is Enough.


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